quit your bragging, low moisture part-skim mozzarella string cheese.
yeah, i see you running up an down the mountains of noe valley in your shiny shorts and sweat-free brow. your self-exalting expression taunts me as i commute to the biggest reason i haven't seen the inside of a gym in weeks. i hope you trip on your perfectly tied laces, uta wanna be.
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