Tuesday, July 19, 2011

you are delusional, pork chop.

how do you think bills get paid around here, pork chop? you think they just get taken by the bill fairy and she magic wands them and pg&e and comcast are like, "wow thanks!"? no, you motherfucker. *i* pay the bills and *i* make sure they get out on time. *me.* i'm the bill fairy. that's why i ask you to write me a check every month. i'm not just taking your money. use your stupid brain for once.

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